Caterwauling

[force_captain]

[She's going to take this opportunity to see if she can call in a rescue. Not that she's banking on someone from the Horde coming for her. But it was worth a shot. And she'd sweeten the deal for a rescue attempt. She's not an idiot.

And no, she does not care if anyone on the Barge sees her call.]

Calling any and all Horde outposts. This is Force Captain Catra. I have been taken captive aboard an interdimentional space prison, designation unknown. Course unknown, but I can show you the star layout.

[She turns her communicator to the sky and slowly pans to show every bit of the space above the deck that she can see. Full panoramic view.]

If any allied forces see this transmission and can attempt an extraction, your time will not be wasted. There are many powerful items and passengers aboard that would benefit the Horde's endeavors greatly.

Comments

[couldnotstopfordeath]

[Random interdimensional prison ship on the office intranet? It must be Tuesday.]

Do you seriously, actually call yourselves the Horde? Bit generic, isn't it?

[force_captain]

[What is it with you people asking her about the name of her faction?]

Call Horde Prime generic to his face. [If.... you can find it. ] Please. I could do with some amusement.

[couldnotstopfordeath]

Horde...Prime?

[Suzie's actively smirking now that she's googled it.]

...I'm not too likely to get the chance, I'm afraid - though really, you never know in this job. Would you mind telling me more about this interdimensional space prison?

[force_captain]

[She does not like you, smirking female. ]

Unless you intend to do something about it, there is no point in telling you anything.

[couldnotstopfordeath]

Interdimensional space prisons does rather fall into our remit - Catra, did you say it was? No promises, of course, but I certainly can't help with no information.

[Suzie doesn't care if you like her, ridiculous armoured female.]

[force_captain]

Are you a conquering faction or an altruistic one?

[neverfeltbetter]

You actually expecting that to work?

[force_captain]

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

[neverfeltbetter]

Yeah, but what are the chances of your people actually hearing you on this thing?

[Because now he's thinking of trying it himself. Not so much for an SOS but, if he could contact his ship...it'd be worth a shot.]

[routemistress]

Oh, you'd be surprised, John love - quantum entanglement's very concentrated on this boat. Make a network post and see what 'appens. I'll lay you money someone familiar shows their face.

Sorry 'bout the interrupt, Catra. They won't be able to get you away, you know.

[force_captain]

As if I would trust your word for anything. [Such snub.]

[routemistress]

Oh sweetheart, I'd be 'orribly disappointed if you did. I do 'ope they come and talk to you, though. It's always nice to see folks from 'ome. Even if 'ome's an Evil Horde.

[neverfeltbetter]

Just you watch. I'll try it.

[He still sounds skeptical. But with his luck he's liable to ring Moya and end up talking to other him. That would be just peachy wouldn't it?]

[force_captain]

Oh I'll be watching, dearie.

[And she totally will. She's such a snoop.]

[force_captain]

Haven't you been paying attention, dearie? Communication is now unlocked. It's now or never.

[neverfeltbetter]

That's what The Admiral was talk'n about, huh? We were having some kind of communication hick-up they day I got onboard too. What gives with this place?

[Not that he's complaining if it really means he can talk to his friends.]

[gorefiend]

You're not Horde. Stop contacting me.

[force_captain]

[She's just going to peer at you very hard, whoever you are.]

And you think you are? What's your designation?

[gorefiend]

Teron Gorefiend, late of the Shadow Council. Death Knight.

[force_captain]

Never heard of you.

[Though she wonders if Shadoweaver might have.]

[gorefiend]

More evidence for the point, my lady.

Run along, now. The other Council members won't be so lenient to one pretending to be one of ours.

[hearrrtofgold]

Can you show that again? The stars, I mean.

[He's been on the ocean all his life and seen the sky from all over the world, but he's never seen those stars. Something very strange is going on here, new worlds are opening up, and he's not sure he likes it.]

[force_captain]

[That just gets a brow raise and then she does repeat the scan of the stars.]

[hearrrtofgold]

[Nope, he can't make out any familiar constellations when she shows the sky a second time, but he does notice how unusually bright the stars and galaxy appear.]

Sorry, I can't place you. You weren't kidding about space.

[force_captain]

Of course I wasn't! [Why would she kid about that?]